12 Days of Woofin

Nothing brings me back to my childhood more then this ever so long, memory inducing song "12 Days of Christmas." We've all been there, dressing up as the swan or hoping for the coveted spot of the partridge in a pear tree. I remember celebrating internally when the song finally came to an end. Still having those lyrics fresh in my mind, I thought I'd spark the creative juices within and alter the lyrics to incorporate the woofer world. Who knows maybe it will be picked up by "Dawg House" records and I can retire early. A Hoofer can dream can't I?

12 Days of Woofin


On the first day of Hoofin my Hoofer gave to me,

An Orvis memory foam bed


On the second day of Hoofin my Hoofer gave to me,

Two bullysticks and an Orvis memory foam bed


On the third day of Hoofin my Hoofer gave to me,

Three snout kisses, two bullysticks, and an Orvis memory foam bed


On the fourth day of Hoofin my Hoofer gave to me,

Four spastic squirrels, three snout kisses, two bullysticks, and an Orvis memory foam bed


On the fifth day of Hoofin my Hoofer gave to me,

Five fluffy pillows, four spastic squirrels, three snout kisses, two bullysticks, and an Orvis memory foam bed


On the sixth day of Hoofin my Hoofer gave to me,

Six woofer playdates, five fluffy pillows, four spastic squirrels, three snout kisses, two bullysticks, and an Orvis memory foam bed


On the seventh day of Hoofin my Hoofer gave to me,

Seven stylish jackets, six woofer playdates, five fluffy pillows, four spastic squirrels, three snout kisses, two bullysticks, and an Orvis memory foam bed


On the eighth day of Hoofin my Hoofer gave to me,

Eight yummy cheese sticks, seven stylish jackets, six woofer playdates, five fluffy pillows, four spastic squirrels, three snout kisses, two bullysticks, and an Orvis memory foam bed


On the nineth day of Hoofin my Hoofer gave to me,

Nine endless butt scratches, eight yummy cheese sticks, seven stylish jackets, six woofer playdates, five fluffy pillows, four spastic squirrels, three snout kisses, two bullysticks, and an Orvis memory foam bed


On the tenth day of Hoofin my Hoofer gave to me,

Ten squeaky toys, nine endless butt scratches, eight yummy cheese sticks, seven stylish jackets, six woofer playdates, five fluffy pillows, four spastic squirrels, three snout kisses, two bullysticks, and an Orvis memory foam bed


On the eleventh day of Hoofin my Hoofer gave to me,

Eleven treat filled kongs, ten squeaky toys, nine endless butt scratches, eight yummy cheese sticks, seven stylish jackets, six woofer playdates, five fluffy pillows, four spastic squirrels, three snout kisses, two bullysticks, and an Orvis memory foam bed


On the twelvth day of Hoofin my Hoofer gave to me,

Twelve tummy rubs, eleven treat filled kongs, ten squeaky toys, nine endless butt scratches, eight yummy cheese sticks, seven stylish jackets, six woofer playdates, five fluffy pillows, four spastic squirrels, three snout kisses, two bullysticks, and an Orvis memory foam bed


Hoping the length of this song and repetitiveness wasn't too painful! :)

Happy Holidays to all - 2019









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